November 15, 2012

  • I only kiss and fuck boys that i know and to an extent love and embrace. If I didn't love them I said no. If I didnt say no then it was rape. I think happiness is incredibly rare so I seek it 24-7, but really most people have no idea how to get happiness and I am always laughing at them.
    1. You MUST work hard to be happy. Working curbs anxiety and boredom, makes you feel glad like you're going towards a goal. It is necessary to work your ass off to balance out the lazy moments. You cannot enjoy sleeping, bathing, watching TV, getting stoned...you cannot truly enjoy those things without breaking a sweat first. Why do you think videogames are so fun? It is work disguised as play. But really? men are so lazy they can only have it disguised. Every man i've met will go to a lazy grocery store jimmy johns esque job or maybe some full-time job and say WOW THAT IS JUST SO MUCH WORK AM I DONE ALREADY? No! Embrace work! Read, learn, write, open doors for yourself other people are too lazy to open and BECOME SOMETHING.
    2. You must embrace everything. Are you proud that you hate football? Guess what you're missing out on. I can't even begin to elaborate because my love is deep! What music do you listen to? Listen to something else! You hate your girlfriends music...instead of forcing her to change, try it! Whenever i date someone i lodge myself on them like a sponge. Yes, make me a mix. Yes let's watch your show tonight. Yes you like this restaurant, let's go!
    3. Learn when to say no. Stop eating before you're full. Stop drinking before you get the spins. This seems easy but it is incredibly hard. Men love to over excess with good things. But you'll never appreciate a good blunt if you've already had 3 earlier that day. Soak in the pain and then dab on just the right amount of pleasure.

    C'mon people!